after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
THIS IS AMAZING
I wanna do this with you
I wonder if I could use this to create a copy of that key and break into that house.
The imprint is too shallow on the house one, you can see that the teeth didn’t make deep impressions. The apartment though… that would probably work.
the temptations to just reblog every single one of asexual-headcannons posts is so strong.
"I just wanted to hold them accountable, if only for a moment,” says Peeta.“For killing that little girl.”
Tumblr has so desensitized me to sad things that my first thought was “omg I want her quiver, my arrows always fall out when I lean over!”
I would argue the other way around
It is statistically more likely that you have tried human milk in your life time than goat milk in your life time.
sometimes I take a selfie.
Then I am reminded to set the camera down and back away.
WHAT THE FUCK FLORIDA